Every Team as a Thanksgiving Dish

I hope everyone is enjoying their turkey day. Here is what Thanksgiving dish you are based on your team:
Bud Ice Penguins - Stuffing

Imagine a Thanksgiving without stuffing. It's not one I'd be jumping at the opportunity to attend. But the thing about stuffing is it can be very hit or miss. Some years, the stuffing is the star of the show and dominates the table, but other years it can be just a complimentary piece. I think the stuffing is slightly soggy this year.
GIRTH - Saffron Rice Pilaf

This is not really a Thanksgiving dish at all. If I saw this on the table, I would question what it is before questioning why it was included. I would struggle to accept its place. But then I'd try it and realize that there's something there. Does it really go with Thanksgiving? I'm not sure, but perhaps, if it shows up again next year, it could become a staple at my table.
Muff Punters - Creamed Onions

This dish looks like shit right now. It's been sitting out all day, and the kids table is afraid of it. If prepared correctly, this could be a decent dish, but it didn't turn out very well this year. I'm hoping the chef can find some consistency within the recipe next year.
Parma Pirates - Mashed Potatoes

This dish is the glue of the table.
Play Action Jackson - Green Beans

Green Beans have a low floor as a dish. There's not much worse than a jar of green beans thrown into the microwave and plopped out in a bowl. But this year, the dish looks a little different. These beans didn't come from a can, but were hand strung long ago, and extra care has been taken in their preparation. Slow cooked with bacon this year, these beans are a hit of the meal.
PT Flea Flik-er - Cornbread

This may be an odd one at the table, but if you try it, it's a bit better than you'd think. There's just so many other dishes at the table demanding attention. It might be a little corny, but this might catch on and become a dish to rely on for years to come.
Sacks in the City - Rolls

This is the first thing I made eye contact with at the table. Everyone wants to get their hands on this dish. You know exactly what you're getting from this one.
Slat's Slimes - Cranberry Sauce

Controversial to some. but a personal favorite of mine. It may be dwindling in popularity recently, but it's still an important part of the table in my opinion and one that adds some much needed flavor balance.
The Blue Waffles - Salmon

I'm disgusted in some ways, but the salmon actually looks ok. It's an inventive idea for a Thanksgiving dish, but I'm not sure how it fits in overall. This dish may not one you'd think of, but if you can get it good enough, anything can become a family tradition.
The Bridge Road Orcas - Mac and Cheese

A good mac and cheese is the star in any setting, but it can be a forgotten dish on a day like Thanksgiving. If you asked me a while back, I would have mac and cheese as a top Thanksgiving dish. It's a bit harder to quantify for me today, but I still am happy to see a good mac and cheese no matter what.
Washington Fantasy Team - Turkey

It wouldn't be Thanksgiving without the turkey. Some years the turkey can be drier than others, but it looks pretty moist and tender this year.
Zark's Sharks - Pumpkin Pie

This dish is typically enjoyed as the last remaining dish, but last year Uncle Fester ate all of it just before it was scheduled to be served. Uncle Fester isn't at Thanksgiving this year, so I wonder if the pie will make it to the end of the night this time.